If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) ********************************** If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) ********************************** The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) ********************************* A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) ********************************* A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) ********************************* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) ********************************* The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!") ********************************* The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) ********************************* The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) ********************************* Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) ********************************* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) ********************************* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm..) ********************************* Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) ********************************* A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) ********************************* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) ********************************* Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) ********************************* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) ********************************* 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) ********************************* That and the atomic fart are AWESOME!! lol 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) ********************************* Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) ********************************* these needed to be repeated. 

LMAO..my sister sent this to me not too long ago, and after reading your post, still find it funny. 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) LMAO 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) ********************************* This is my Favorite one............ 

Thats funny