Words for Women to Live By :)

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the B!@$ch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet.. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bu!!sh@t!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.


'Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them,
but you know they are always there'

Remember yesterday,
dream about tomorrow,
but live for today'. 

#14 is sooo true - LOL! 

#14 is sooo true - LOL!

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I'm pretty sure that one and #12 are stolen and twisted from the opposite sex, but I'm not taking sides. Both sexes can be a pain in the butt. 

When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka

^^^ I like this one!! 

11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka

This one is trashy. lol 

Mn vodka is gross! LOL It reminds me of the "mom" rapper with the "mother's cure" drink! Oxycotton, mix it with JD, put it in a cup it looks like iced tea!" . 

ugh oxycontin* lol 

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Geeze. This one too. lol Whatever happened to a nice cold beer or a glass of wine? 

Beer- GROSS!!!! Moscato...maybe. But not beer. LOL! 

I'm not a vodka fan but tequila, we won't go there. Jose Cuervo is not a friend of mine......but he is a temptation! 

Jose makes people do crazy things! 

Yes. Yes, it does.



Oh, the memories. I think my husband likes me and Jose more than I do! 

Jose makes people do crazy things!

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From what I hear, naked things, violent things, OR both!
Goldschlager is the ones that makes me act "funny", not Jose. 

Ya bunch of Crackers!