Dear former owner,

Your house maintenance skiils suck.
That is all.

Disgusted,

Me :-( 

Haha so do my owners of the home I'm renting. I can't believe they would leave such a nice home in the condition it was in! People are lazy. 

CPYS Broad,
WTF is wrong with you? If you call animal control to come get your own pets they will be euthanized. Heartless.

Wish I could save them all.
(The animals not the people!) 

Animal Control (out in town) won't come to your home to pick them up. 

Dear Mother Nature,

Thanks a lot! (NOT!). We had two rows left and the dining room would have been done.

Instead, you have now flooded the garage (some brain trust didn't close the door ALL THE WAY) and have made some more work for me.

Blah,

Me 

Animal Control (out in town) won't come to your home to pick them up.
Glad to hear that!!