1. In Marine, the M is capitalized. Show some dang respect.

2. Do not use your last name as a screen name on any site. All this will do is prompt lurkers to look up your husbands command info and proceed to cause even more unwanted drama.

3. Never tell someone "Semper Fi"- that's something a Marine says, not a Marine wife.

4. Never get a Marine Corps moto wife tattoo. It's lame.

5. Never call yourself "his wifey" or any other retarded word that really only means you're a slave to Mother Marine Corps.


6. Never use (: - this goes for all people, civilian, military or not. It's IRRITATING.

7. NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER pull rank on another wife. You didn't earn those EGA's so you can't claim them.

8. Never use your husbands rank as part of your sn.

9. Keep your legs closed. Marines are fertile. Just LOOKING at one will cause your belly to swell with fetuses. When in doubt, lock your legs at the knees and cross your ankles.

10. Don't ever allow these words to leave your mouth or your fingertips, "Marine Wives. Toughest job in the Corps." It's asinine. Women who say this are most likely lazy and unkempt. Saying this makes you look like a complete tool and it embarrasses your husband who actually works.

11. Do not use your year of birth as part of your screen name. Why? Because, well, this dates you and is usually reserved for people under the age of 17. 

Perfect! 

:(

I've always thought about changing to just Mrs Z 

Mrs. Z- I ♥ you. So you can keep it. 

1. Marine...true that.

2. Drama! Drama! Drama!

3. How about Hoooh!

4. Mrs. SSGT Trolly 4-Eva

5. His B*tch! 

i totally disagree with the semper fi rule. I say it every now and again out of respect and love for my husband, his job, and this country. 

Oh, I thought of another one...

9. Don't cheat on your man - especially with someone in his shop. 

Mrs. Z- I ♥ you. So you can keep it.

Yay! :) 

. Don't cheat on your man - especially with someone in his shop.


haha! 

Don't cheat on your man - especially with someone in his shop.


yea, do it with the guy that lives right behind you or next to you, or adjacent to you. Makes for easy commith and goiith 

7. NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER pull rank on another wife. You didn't earn those EGA's so you can't claim them.

I'm a E54 wife so bow down b!tches


Oh, yea, well I'm OBAMA's half sister,,,so suck it! 

fetuses

fetii? 

4. Never get a Marine Corps moto wife tattoo. It's lame.

Why didn't you tell me this rule BEFORE I went and got the tat!! 

FetU? 

FetU?

heck i dont know i just change all words like that. its fun. penii :) 

Penus. That's my contribution to socity. 

9. Keep your legs closed. Marines are fertile. Just LOOKING at one will cause your belly to swell with fetuses. When in doubt, lock your legs at the knees and cross your ankles.

OMG! I have coffee all over my laptop now!

There should have been a warning attached to that one! 

Boom. W.T. F.

Cover that up. don't ever show that in public again. 

[MOD EDIT ♥ MN] 

OMG! I have coffee all over my laptop now!


 

I really don't like the Toughest job in the corps wifey thingy..yayayay real tough! BS card on that one! 

My tat is better BOOM, but I can't get the pic to post:( 

Oh, that's not my tat..that is one from the internet...I got better coooler tats than that! 

hold on I think I have broke ALMOST every rule up there.


#2,#3,#4,#8, and I'm not sure about #9, but I was trying for it

*missed it* 

You should shade it in darker so that the outline doesnt stand out as much...sorry worked in a tattoo shop...had to throw the advice out there. 

BAD WIFEY. 

I disagree, only place I would have shaded more is the left wing, but otherwise he made me a traditional style tattoo out of my artwork which is what I wanted. 

traditional style tattoo


Ok take back, that is trad. I got one too.